Larry Goes Gangster

Larry goes not gangsta, but gangster. This week, find out why the sequester means nothing, nothing means nothing, why you shouldn’t hang out naked inside a refrigerator and why you shouldn’t accept a ride to the airport from a guy named “Knuckles.”

Quote of the week: “This sounds like a lot of hooey.”


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Show Credits

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox
Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

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7 Responses to “Larry Goes Gangster”

  1. cacahd
    2013/03/06 at 5:52 pm #

    Hey Larry,Ain’t it about time you and Adam go
    on a road trip?

  2. Brian
    2013/03/07 at 8:24 am #

    “Government Workers” is a contradiction.
    Great show Larry.

  3. max mc glumphy
    2013/03/07 at 4:17 pm #

    my all-time favorite movie moment has to be from the “blues brothers” when after driving the giant RV off the end of the dock….”bob” from the “country bunker” sticks his head up from being submerged and Charles Napier says to him…..”DON’T YOU SAY A FUCKIN’ WORD…”

  4. pinkfan83
    2013/03/13 at 11:50 pm #

    I love these insights and it really made me realize how much I missed Larry’s timely commentary on current events. I’m so glad you’re back, Larry!

  5. Jon Dawson
    2013/03/15 at 5:59 pm #

    Mr. Miller – I produce a podcast for The Free Press – a Halifax Media owned newspaper in North Carolina. We’d love to have you on a guest to discuss your podcast and any other projects you’re working on.

    Thanks,

    Jon

  6. Ralph
    2013/03/17 at 8:44 am #

    Hi Larry, Super Show with the all time Great Movie the Godfather! Gianni Russo aka Carlo is still going strong! Please contact me if you would like to have him on! My Best, Ralph… Listen every week……

  7. Nemo Trostle
    2013/03/18 at 1:52 pm #

    Chuckie: Are we gonna have a problem here?Clark: No, no, no, no! There’s no problem here. I was just hoping you might give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the southern colonies. My contention is that prior to the Revolutionary War, the economic modalities, especially in the southern colonies, could be most aptly described as agrarian precapitalist.Chuckie: Let me tell you something -Will: Of course that’s your contention. You’re a first-year grad student; you just got finished reading some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison probably. You’re gonna be convinced of that ’till next month when you get to James Lemon. Then you’re going to be talking about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. That’s gonna last until next year; you’re gonna be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talkin’ about, you know, the pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization.Clark: Well, as a matter of fact, I won’t, because Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social -Will: “Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social distinctions predicated upon wealth, especially inherited wealth”? You got that from Vickers’ “Work in Essex County,” page 98, right? Yeah, I read that too. Were you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Or do you, is that your thing, you come into a bar, read some obscure passage and then pretend – you pawn it off as your own, as your own idea just to impress some girls, embarrass my friend?Clark: [looks down in shame]Will: See, the sad thing about a guy like you is, in 50 years you’re gonna start doin’ some thinkin’ on your own and you’re going to come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life: one, don’t do that, and two, you dropped 150 grand on a f***in’ education you could have got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library!Clark: Yeah, but I will have a degree. And you’ll be servin’ my kids fries at a drive-thru on our way to a skiing trip.Will: That may be, but at least I won’t be unoriginal. But I mean, if you have a problem with that, I mean, we could just step outside – we could figure it out.Clark: No, man, there’s no problem. It’s cool.Will: It’s cool?Clark: Yeah.Will: Cool.Chuckie: Fuckin’ damn right it’s cool. How do you like me NOW?Morgan: My boy’s wicked smart!

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