Larry takes Jerry Seinfeld and George Wallace to help him pick out a a brand new 1989 Mercury Colony Park wagon back in, well, 1989 obviously. Porsche? Nah. Camaro? Feh. The Colony Park winds up being his chick magnet!
Also, Larry talks about his wardrobe, including his 30-year-old pants and why there is absolutely nothing wrong with them. Don’t judge, you! And find out the the best place for clam chowder. Is it Boston? Is it San Francisco? Is it in your shirt pocket?
And Larry returns from the road to find his house in an odd state. Yes, of course he finds it in the state of California, smart guy. But he more specifically finds it in a state of disarray! This tale is replete with intrigue! Sabotage! Hampers! Newspapers!
Has Larry laughed in the face of the soap gods once again by pushing the bounds of how many bars of soap can be melded together? Or has he learned his lesson and stuck with four bars? Act surprised when you hear the answer, OK?
Will the show lose its edge if it starts making a million dollars? We say no, but we sure would like the chance to find out.
Remember, you can’t say hiLARIous Without Larry and you don’t have to be a Rockefeller to help a fella.
Quote of the week: “Talk about old fashioned. She’s just a lunatic.”
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Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox
Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana