Larry is smitten with Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian and Scarlett Johansson. Will his love be requited, even though the top of his head is missing?
Larry talks about how hard modeling is. Don’t hate him because he’s beautiful. Then we hear about a woman who wouldn’t believe that Larry was Larry and why you shouldn’t bother starting a diet until after the Super Bowl.
And we have a new update, the update update. Is this the update to end all updates? Or is it no update at all? (A gong rings in the distance.)
That’s it? You’re done reading the episode description? Doesn’t surprise me. You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.
Quote of the week: “This way, no one knows you’re bald.”
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Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox
Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana, LMDS