Larry Update & The Clumsy Coffee Cavalcade Redux

A Larry update — as some of you have already heard our man Larry, stacker of soap, our fearless (and hairless) leader, defender of Pluto and the great updater took a spill last week. He conked the old noggin pretty good and wound up in the hospital. We’re giving you a Larry Update at the top of this show. Also, feel free to sign Larry’s virtual get well card.

We’re presenting an (ahem) encore presentation of one of Colonel Jeff Fox’s personal favorite episodes, the Clumsy Coffee Cavalcade.

Larry spills an impossible number of cups of coffee in an absurdly short period of time. And then almost spills some more. Then he talks about letting his kids grow up and why it’s not just OK, it’s the right thing to do.

And we have yet another… HAMPER UPDATE! Yes, the hamper update was off last week, so hop off your pins and needles and get updated. You won’t believe this one! Or you might.

Quote of the week: “Don’t tip like a gangster.”

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Show Credits

Producer: Jeff Fox
Audio Engineer: Chris Laxamana


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20 Responses to “Larry Update & The Clumsy Coffee Cavalcade Redux”

  1. steve in manhattan
    2012/04/11 at 5:21 am #

    Glad you’re healing up Larry!

  2. big jim
    2012/04/11 at 6:42 am #

    I was gonna swear off the booze in a show of solidarity until Larry got out of the hospital, but who’s kidding who? No way Larry would want me to do something so foolhardy.
    Also, loving the encore! Thanks to the Colonel for keeping Larry’s seat warm.

  3. denise tutwiler
    2012/04/11 at 7:12 am #

    This is possibly one of the funniest podcasts ever!! Get Well Larry and thanks Col Jeff.

  4. Wisconsin Jon
    2012/04/11 at 8:28 am #

    Thanks for giving us a little something to get by, Colonel. Get well soon, Larry. I hope all’s well.

  5. Larry Roscoe
    2012/04/11 at 9:40 am #

    But Larry, you said I should call you on the cell the second I found a real “Amazon”.

    We miss you, we love you, Get Well Soon.

  6. Martin
    2012/04/11 at 11:23 am #

    Way to hold down the fort Jeff. Get better Larry ! Looking forward to updates of updates ….

  7. Priscilla Rouse
    2012/04/11 at 1:31 pm #

    No more coffee debacles, hope you are back to your old cheerful self. Make sure to throw your hospital gown in the correct hamper, get well soon Larry!

  8. Mary
    2012/04/11 at 5:37 pm #

    You know, Larry, hospitals usually gives a lot of samples like soap, lotions and shampoo. I can’t wait to hear about your observations of free hospital samples and the food.

  9. LarryE
    2012/04/11 at 7:50 pm #

    About Larry’s son asking him to stop using those child-like terms of endearment: don’t feel too bad. It happens to lots of people, in lots of ways.

    When I was born, my 17-month-old brother immediately started calling me “Stinky.” (I don’t want to go into the reasons why.) He called me “Stinky” right up until I started school. Then he called me Stinky within the other kid’s hearing, and they laughed at me.

    So I had to lay down the law to my brother: No more calling me Stinky (at least at school, maybe — I forget if that was the proviso).

    So don’t feel bad — it can happen to anyone. Kind of. Just be glad you had somebody to call “Stinky.”

  10. nAAter
    2012/04/11 at 8:50 pm #

    God bless your pea picking hearts! this is the only episode I missed while my internet was down.
    Ya don’t know what you’ve got till its gone, so listen young Lawrence, stop waxing those shoes, lest my heart should break.

  11. Boy Tenor Sqeeky
    2012/04/11 at 11:41 pm #

    Larry we love you! Get well soon! In fact take 5, in fact take 15!

    Rest, recup and get some better shoes! At Amazon!!!

  12. Danny V
    2012/04/12 at 8:32 am #

    I hope you are feeling better, in your best of podcast, your producer mentioned that you were wrestling a bear! brave man. My cousin wrestled a bear at the state fair and the bear scrached off all his hair.

    You are a very fine man and seem to be a genuine nice guy, so I will be writing the Justice Leaque of America every week until Pluto is restored to its righful place as a planet.

    Get well soon but please dont hurry back too soon

    Danny V from Albuquerque

  13. donewithidiots
    2012/04/14 at 1:09 pm #

    Good stuff. Get better. Maybe slow down a little.

  14. Jeremy
    2012/04/15 at 6:04 am #

    Col. Fox made a comment at the top of the show that made me think that he may be wrong saying it…. I think Larry should “change” the story slightly from just a simple slip and fall. I want to hear Larry tell us about how he was wrestling a bear in the back of a moving truck……. Get well soon Larry, Cheers.

  15. Tim MacDonald
    2012/04/15 at 7:25 am #

    Hypothetical road trip game: With Larry to the hospital, or with the bar owner to his lawyer’s office.

    Get well soon Larry.

  16. boinkity
    2012/04/15 at 11:48 pm #

    Larry, you have made me laugh numerous times over the years. The most recent time was a twitter exchange we had about your dog, and how he would come through with hair of the dog if you needed. I hope you are feeling better, and you aren’t in any need of some hair of the dog. I hope the good and loving thoughts of your family and friends make you smile as much as you make us smile.

  17. state your name
    2012/04/15 at 11:52 pm #

    All these days have passed since the accident, and yet I still haven’t seen any evidence of the old “I’ll have what he’s having” gag. Maybe our collective sense of humor has evolved to a higher level. Hey, maybe we’re entering a new era of humor, humorists and humorism. Maybe we’re in the early stages of a humor RENAISSANCE!! … Nah.

    Hope you’re back at it soon, Larry.

  18. Good Gravy
    2012/04/16 at 11:15 pm #

    Get well soon Larry and thanks for your work on the show.

  19. Tim Bass
    2012/04/17 at 4:10 pm #

    hey larry
    we all at one time or another knew that kid who had to wear the football
    helmet at all times, when he or she was young. but every so often there’s
    that guy who doesn’t know that in the clothing store we try on pants in the changing room not in the middle of the store in front of all the other customers. the helmet has been purchased and complete with custom
    lettering on the helmet ( my name is larry) has been mailed directly to level 1 studios. i’m sure adam will be more than happy to show you how to buckle it up. we all love you. get well soon.

    tim ..@

    p.s. where the helmet larry, you know it’s for the best.

  20. Tim Bass
    2012/04/17 at 4:14 pm #

    i know wear is spelled wear, damn i hate to spill good beer.
    still love ya.


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