Larry needs a U.N. resolution just to keep his feet warm. Yes, Larry gets into a mental logjam trying to buy some socks. Then he wonders what something is worth if you get it at a discount. Give Larry some credit. No, literally, give him some credit.
Later, we hear about Washington coming BACK across the Delaware, the little-known (by us) history of the Amazons, why the founding fathers were so high and how much Larry missed Mars. Hint — completely.
And remember, don’t trust anyone who watches an odometer.
Quote of the week: “They were giving credit cards to terrorists, but I couldn’t get one.”
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Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox
Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana, LMDS