Belly Dancing & Bourbon Apologies

Larry’s dad tries to eyeball belly dancers and winds up getting a sensory overload, but not one of the ocular variety. And Larry gets blamed for his letting his kids golf indoors. Why? That’s how Sammy Snead got his first hole in the one. Or hole in the wall, anyway.



And we have another installment of our increasingly frequent segment “Errata.” Larry corrects his previous statement about what does and does not constitute bourbon whiskey and has a snort of same as a way of starting the healing process. “Let’s never fight again.”

Speaking of booze, Larry expounds on why he doesn’t care for champagne and points out the irony behind french milled soap.

This week’s TWWLM vocabulary builders:

    Mashville – noun – Half-baked startup business whose inception was fueled by booze. See also “starting a band.”
    Mirthquake – noun – Laughing so hard in bed that your wife runs and huddles in a doorway.
    Ocular – noun – A word relating to the eye, which is also used to convey that you went to college. See also “expound.”

Quote of the week:

    “You two pixies, out da door or tru da windah.”

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Show Credits

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producer: Jeff Fox
Audio Engineer: Chris Laxamana
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Web Engineer: Sandy Ganz

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9 Responses to “Belly Dancing & Bourbon Apologies”

  1. John J Kenney
    2011/06/01 at 9:43 pm #

    a hunk of thing , you can chew it

  2. Manuel
    2011/06/02 at 8:58 am #

    Great show as per usual Larry, thanx buddy!

  3. Paul
    2011/06/02 at 11:18 am #

    Hey Larry The angel’s name was “Clarence”, “Every time you hear a bell an angel gets his wings”

  4. Michael and Miyuki
    2011/06/02 at 5:19 pm #

    Dear Larry:

    We were so excited that you included us on this episode.

    Miyuki could believe it!

    Thank you!

    • kyle
      2011/06/03 at 10:24 am #

      Larry, just sitting here in Germany enjoying some delicious hefeweizen listening to the show. Wish you’d come by Indianapolis (as you so often mention) so I can come by and show my support.

      • lmcast
        2011/06/06 at 3:11 pm #

        Prost!

  5. scott
    2011/06/06 at 3:41 am #

    Would having Breslow on the show once as a guest make Larry laugh so hard he couldn’t function? I hope we find out. Love the show.

  6. Roger
    2011/06/06 at 9:26 am #

    Larry, you always leave me smiling and feeling better. Please don’t ever stop.

  7. Metal Dave
    2011/06/09 at 7:07 am #

    Your golf ball story reminded me of the time I took my 5 year old to the driving range with me. I set him up with his little clubs and a small bucket of balls in the slot in front of me so I could keep an eye on him. After a few minutes he yells ” Hey dad, look, I can throw them further than I can hit them”. I still laugh at the thought of him grabbing the balls out of the bucket and throwing them out on the range. 10 years later he’s still not much of a golfer.

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