One No Good, Five OK

Larry in Tijuana with Jerry Seinfeld and Yakov Smirnoff? Write your own punch line here. Hear about their trip south of the border to buy fireworks and the photo souvenir they (sort of) have to remember the trip by.

Show Summary

In this show, we meander from McCourt vs. McCourt to Kenesaw Mountain Landis vs. Kennesaw Mountain to Larry vs. Pliny the Elder. Then Larry talks about some of the greatest books ever written and how he never got around to reading them.

Larry and his wife battle over the location of his lucky writing chair. Confusion about The Barefoot Contessa ensues. Then Larry catches his wife in a mistake. Will he be able to keep his powder dry and save it for a useful occasion?

We also hear about some recipes that were dreamt up around the shop by “The Professor” Sandy Ganz.

Larry disdain for the mint julep continues.

Repeat after me, “Dos Tecates y limon.”

This episode is brought to you by the fine folks at Cromagnon Flour. “If you can find a better flour, start making biscuits, caveman!”

Quote of the week:

    “I’m just not going to get to Pliny the Elder.”

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Show Credits

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producer: Jeff Fox
Audio Engineer: Chris Laxamana
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Web Engineer: Sandy Ganz


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11 Responses to “One No Good, Five OK”

  1. Darren
    2011/05/25 at 4:46 pm #

    My interpretation of the trip:

    Yakov: Mexico, what a country!

    Jerry: What’s the deal with fire works? They don’t work on fires.

    Larry: How do you say ‘you call that a double’ in Spanish?

  2. big jim
    2011/05/25 at 9:11 pm #

    With that hat, Larry would make a good desperado in the Old West. I can see him riding into town and ordering a double whiskey in the saloon. When he sees the bad guys at the poker table, he pulls out a cigar and strikes a match off the beard of the main bad guy. Then Larry kicks some butt.

  3. Hot Nikks
    2011/05/26 at 8:33 am #

    It’s funny I don’t really think of any of the RMS ships I know for carrying mail. I guess the ones know of (Titanic, Lusitania)I remember firstly for sinking. But secondly, I think of them as passenger carrying ocean liners. Maybe it should be RPS for Royal People Ship.

  4. Greg
    2011/05/26 at 11:34 am #

    Matthew Brady????

  5. Roc
    2011/05/26 at 12:55 pm #

    LARRY! I was so excited to see a 4 at the begining of the length of this episode. Your podcast is second to none! more content plx. K thanks bu bye

    2011/05/26 at 1:48 pm #


    A married man goes to confessional and says to the priest, “Father, I had an affair with a woman… almost.” “What do you mean almost?” question the priest. “Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.” “Rubbing together is the same as putting it in,” explains the priest. “You’re not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary’s and put $50 in the poor box.”

    The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then decides to leave. The priest quickly runs over to the man and exclaims, “I saw that… you didn’t put any money in the poor box!” “Well Father, I rubbed up against it and, like you said, it’s the same as putting it in!”


  7. Atlanta from Kevin
    2011/05/27 at 9:52 am #

    Kennesaw Mtn is pronounced locally as “ken a saw” instead of “keeen e saw”

  8. Matt in NH
    2011/05/27 at 8:55 pm #

    It makes me feel much better about life knowing that Larry Miller’s office chair budget is about the same as mine.

  9. Jim
    2011/05/29 at 3:47 pm #

    Just ordered a new exhaust for my quad on Amazon via This Week w/ Larry Miller. All these good thoughts make me feel a little like Larry Miller himself. But in a way aren’t we all?

    • lmcast
      2011/05/31 at 7:52 pm #

      Thanks, Jim! We appreciate the support.

  10. John
    2011/06/01 at 10:15 am #

    When you think about my comment, you will come to take it as a compliment.
    That was an awful Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.
    You sir are not a hack.

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