Booze Yoga For Beginners

Hear about Larry’s dad making verbal and physical contortions in order to pooch a little extra scotch each night. OK, more like pooch a lotta extra scotch each night. Larry also talks about his childhood job — pouring his dad’s beer — and how he managed to make his dad “dad mad.”

Show Summary

Then we hear about the genesis AND conspiracy of Mother’s Day. Larry beefs at great length about the preferential treatment that moms get. But he IS NOT YELLING at you.

And why is having three names good for a woman, but bad for a man? Larry will explain this mysterious mystery. Also, our host laments the resurgence of Old Spice and tells us how jewelry stores would be set up if HE ran the world.

Also, Larry expresses his zero tolerance policy for the concept of zero tolerance policies and obtuse drug education.

I’m not yelling at you. Listen, just catch the ball and do better in school. We’re doing it for the children.

Quotes of the week:

    “I’m going right to the ammo store.”

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Show Credits

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producer: Jeff Fox
Audio Engineer: Chris Laxamana as himself
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Web Engineer: Sandy Ganz

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19 Responses to “Booze Yoga For Beginners”

  1. Dutch
    2011/04/27 at 5:03 pm #

    This download cannot be saved because an unknown error occurred. Please try again.


  2. Hopper
    2011/04/27 at 5:23 pm #

    Outstanding! Keep it going, young man.

    Rewinding to listen again.

  3. Burt
    2011/04/27 at 6:32 pm #

    Cannot download as of 7:32 PM PDT.

  4. SteelePunk
    2011/04/27 at 7:02 pm #

    9:00pm MST and can’t download via Chrome.

  5. Big Uke
    2011/04/27 at 7:36 pm #

    Damn, I’m trying to download and/or listen to the podcast with no success at 8:36 PDT. Adam’s podcast also unavailable.

  6. Good Gravy
    2011/04/27 at 8:40 pm #

    This one was hit out of the park, again. Thanks Larry and Team Ace.

  7. ykw
    2011/04/27 at 10:27 pm #

    1130p MST/PDT and still no podcast access via FF, IE or Juice. Getting the jitters…

  8. nater
    2011/04/27 at 11:15 pm #

    Can’t download yet…but you gotta love the Aceman’s note to initial your waterbottles.

  9. A Guy Named Tracy
    2011/04/28 at 3:26 am #

    Great episode. Ordered my Sherrie’s Berries as a gift for Mother’s Day. Happy to support the show.

  10. Sean
    2011/04/28 at 4:47 am #

    I love the Scotch story. That sounds exactly like something I would do. Now I want to know what brand of Scotch! Time to go home and pour my 12 ounce glass!

  11. Ron
    2011/04/29 at 4:33 am #

    I’m not seeing any Berries mention or click through?

    • lmcast
      2011/05/02 at 4:18 pm #

      go to and click on the mic in the upper right. enter the promo code “Larry Miller” to get the $19.99 offer. Thanks!

  12. waponiwu
    2011/04/29 at 1:50 pm #

    Larry, You have been as funny on other podcasts, but you’ve never made milk come out of my nose. Glad I was alone when I listened to this. Okay, okay it was bourbon.

  13. Scott Turkel
    2011/04/30 at 5:27 pm #


    Terrific funny funny story about your dad.
    Your segway back to Shari;s berries is reminisant of Joe Franklin pushing Hoffman soda!!!!!!!!!1Keep up the good work
    ps Drink this and we;ll show you the handshake..absolutly brillant

  14. Andy90
    2011/05/03 at 9:08 am #

    Another excellent episode. The image of Larry’s dad chugging a drink with his head in the fridge is priceless. The way Larry tells it – with details like his dad returning to the table with his face beetroot red – is hilarious.

  15. Gerard Durback
    2011/05/03 at 10:07 am #

    Great Show Larry,

    The Dad story was great. I nearly had to pull over while driving my car to work. I think this was your second best show just behind the hooker story show.

    I hope you make the shows little longer. They are about 40 minutes now. How about an hour? We know you got the material to talk three hours.

    Looking forward to your next episode.

    I have been listening to the older episodes again and they still make me laugh the second time.

    Hope all is well for you and the podcast group there at ACE.


  16. John
    2011/05/03 at 10:44 am #

    I think the irony of Father’s day is that just about every dad’s ideal gift is to be left alone all day. They end up spending the whole day with everyone.

  17. George2000
    2011/05/04 at 2:53 pm #

    Great episode – Love it Larry!

  18. DIODE25
    2011/05/21 at 9:47 pm #

    When he said “why is he yelling at me” you should have said “this is not yelling, THIS IS YELLING!”

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