Larry once again never gets around to telling his Valentine’s Day stories — or half of the things he planned on talking about on this episode.
Hear the latest update on the status of the Larry Miller Drinking Society membership cards! Then Larry explains what exactly a self-addressed stamped envelope is and muses on the proper way to pronounce the word “envelope,” without giving a definitive answer.
Have you ever wished you could recite the Green Lantern oath with a celebrity? Well, charge up your ring, top off your rocks glass and get ready to recite along with Larry.
What does Larry love more than a marching band? Possibly a dotted line.
Larry talks extensively about the absurd amount of over-thinking that he put into a box of pretzels given to him by a fan at his show in Washington, DC. He explains that liquor is a gateway drug. It leads to pretzels.
We also hear about Larry ordering a HUGE glass of scotch, which someone else enjoyed very much.
Quote of the week: “I continue to be a nearly perfect lunkhead.”
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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producer: Jeff Fox
Audio Engineer: Chris Laxamana
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
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