Mom, Meet Hooker. Hooker, Mom.

Mom, Meet Hooker. Hooker, Mom.

Grab a pail of ale and hear how Larry got fired from his bartending job just because he gave away 2,700 bottles of beer and couldn’t make drinks.

Also, it’s 4am. There is beer, a hooker and your friend’s mom catching 40 winks. Which of these three things does not belong? Tune in and discover the incredibly obvious answer.

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The amply stocked fridge at the Carolla One Studio

We have BOTH kinds of foods. Condiments in bottles AND condiments in packets!

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20 Responses to “Mom, Meet Hooker. Hooker, Mom.”

  1. Chris M
    2010/10/12 at 7:40 pm #

    Larry Miller, I love you; not in a gay kind of way, but more in a viking kind of way…

  2. JayCeezy
    2010/10/13 at 5:40 am #

    The Larry Miller “bartending” story is well-told. Liked it last week, and in Larry’s book, too. But I don’t believe it; nobody is that completely innocent and thinks the world works that way, even at 23.

    Nobody can make two cases of beer, a hooker, and complete obliviousness to roommates, quite as charming as Larry. Also, “making out” with a hooker?!?!! Love it~!

  3. Caleb
    2010/10/13 at 8:27 am #

    The theme song stays stuck in my head every Wednesday until I can’t sleep at night, just replaying it over and over and over…Even after the climactic baa da!

  4. HRH The Duke of Antarctica
    2010/10/13 at 10:14 am #

    I LOVE your new show, Larry. You are doing a fantastic job. Keep up the good work.

    (looks at his watch)

    Fuck it.

    (raises a shot of whiskey)

    Cheers.

  5. big jim
    2010/10/13 at 10:37 am #

    Ahh, 2:30pm on my last day of vacation and I’m on my fourth brew of the day. I think I’ll go outside and play with the dogs after listening to the magnificent Larry Miller talk about hookers.

  6. big jim
    2010/10/13 at 10:39 am #

    The Quickening:
    After asking myself for weeks, “Why doesn’t Larry Miller write a book?” I finally went down to the bookshop and discovered, lo, Mr. Miller has written a book. And a hilarious book at that.

  7. Susie
    2010/10/13 at 12:06 pm #

    This was such a great show!!

  8. Michael James
    2010/10/13 at 5:51 pm #

    Larry is the best. Nobody tells a story like him. Totally riveting! I’m so glad he’s joined the network. My favorite shows were Adam, Daves, then Film Vault, but I think Larry’s show has passed the Daves and might even be approaching Adam’s in terms of entertainment value.

  9. Locolombia
    2010/10/14 at 10:21 am #

    EPIC STORY!!!
    Great story about the hooker Larry, Hell the entire pod-cast was A material, thanx man.

  10. JasonHB
    2010/10/14 at 10:38 am #

    It’s not easy to pull of a one man show on a podcast and keep it interesting. You have always been an awesome comic and your talent shines through how you can sit there day in day out and make me laugh and feel good every day. I love your show and all your spots. Your stories are the best.
    Thank you so much!

  11. Marie Buckley
    2010/10/14 at 12:25 pm #

    Awesome story teller. Way to go Larry. Hope the podcast gets longer. More Larry – all the time!

  12. Presto George
    2010/10/14 at 12:31 pm #

    Larry – first podcast I’ve listened of you . . . You are so much fun. Count me addicted.

  13. tony from philly
    2010/10/14 at 2:10 pm #

    Larry, that was a barnburner of a story. I’m not sure what that means, a barnburner. Don’t worry about your itunes ranking… this is the foundation you’re laying here! People will find it for sure.

  14. Kman
    2010/10/14 at 4:04 pm #

    Brilliant. This is a must listen. Cocktails & Larry Miller.

  15. Matt
    2010/10/19 at 5:46 pm #

    another masterpiece from the master comedian

  16. marty
    2010/10/21 at 1:57 pm #

    I really enjoyed the shows I’ve listened to so far…I love story telling and its great to hear Larry in his dry witty way.

  17. JO VIGIL
    2010/10/21 at 4:02 pm #

    LARRY ! WOW LOVE THE SHOW ! YOU ARE A AWESOME ADDITION TO THE ACE BROADCASTING NETWORK ! YOUR SHOW GIVES THAT OLD TIME ERNEST STORY TELLING FEEL THAT CAN NOT BE MATCHED BY ANY OTHER PODCAST. I LISTEN EVERY WEEK AT WORK ON MY I POD . KEEP IT UP BUDDY ! OH YA AND YOUR END OF THE SHOW QUOTE ABOUT, GETTING OUT OF BED..ETC. GAME OVER YOU WIN” IS PAINTED ON A SIGN IN MY ENTRY HALL WAY . THANX JO

  18. Lesbox
    2010/10/21 at 7:15 pm #

    I have to say that you gave me the worst case of the goiggles I have ever had just thinking about what almost happened to that poor woman. I love the show and will definately come see you live if your ever in Utah.

  19. Andy90
    2010/10/22 at 1:07 pm #

    Another great episode. Very funny.

  20. rambling man
    2010/10/25 at 9:48 am #

    Larry has the hardest format with no one to bounce off and he is very good at it. Not many people can make that stern form entertaining…

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